FBE: "What does this button do?"
Ryqn: "Hopefully nothing that sends us--"
Sound FX: "BZZZZZWRRRP"
FBE: "What does this button do?"
Ryqn: "Hopefully nothing that sends us--"
Sound FX: "BZZZZZWRRRP"
Caption: December 1st, 1925. Somewhere in the Bermuda Triangle...
Sailor 1: "Are we being invaded... by a cereal box?"
Ryqn: "Nope! Just sightseeing! Sort of."
FBE: "Oops. My bad."
Ryqn: "We just 'X-Files'ed' a freighter."
Ryqn: "It's stuck in an endless refresh loop!"
FBE: "Great, it's a ghost ship with lag."
News Banner: "GHOST SHIP APPEARS - GOVERNMENT DENIES EVERYTHING"
Screen Reads: "NEW THEORY: Ship hijacked by Atlanteans riding AI dolphins"
Ryqn: "We're trending!"
FBE: "That ship had cargo, right?"
Sound FX: ominous BEEP BEEP
The cargo is still active, the theories are multiplying, and a beach day is about to become a bandwidth disaster.