Role: Code scavenger & patch-merge specialist on the Xavier Media dev team.

Personality: Clever, unpredictable, slightly chaotic. Thinks version control should be outlawed and replaced by “vibe-based coding.”

Background: Carl joined the team after crawling out of a server rack during a failed ping sweep. He claims to have once debugged a mainframe using only string cheese and a coin-operated dryer. Whether that's true is… beside the point.

Fun Fact: Carl has a stash of USB sticks hidden inside vending machines across the office “just in case.”